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  • Title: The Troublesome Reign of King John ((Quarto, 1581))
  • Editor: Karen Oberer

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    The Troublesome Reign of King John ((Quarto, 1581))

    of King Iohn.
    The Friers fasten on it streight:
    But let vs in to taste of their repast,
    It goes against my heart to feed with them,
    2810Or be beholding to such Abbey groomes. Exeunt.

    Manet the Monke.

    Monk. Is this the King that neuer loud a Frier?
    Is this the man that doth contemne the Pope?
    Is this the man that robd the holy Church,
    2815And yet will flye vnto a Friory?
    Is this the King that aymes at Abbeys lands?
    Is this the man whome all the world abhorres,
    And yet will flye vnto a Friory?
    Accurst be Swinsteed Abbey, Abbot, Friers,
    2820Moncks, Nuns, and Clarks, and all that dwells therein,
    If wicked Iohn escape aliue away.
    Now if that thou wilt looke to merit heauen,
    And be canonizd for a holy Saint:
    To please the world with a deseruing worke,
    2825Be thou the man to set thy cuntrey free,
    And murder him that seekes to murder thee.
    Enter the Abbot.
    Abbot Why are not you within to cheare the King?
    He now begins to mend, and will to meate.
    2830Monk What if I say to strangle him in his sleepe?
    Abbot What at thy mumpsimus? away,
    And seeke some meanes for to pastime the King.
    Monk Ile set a dudgeon dagger at his heart,
    And with a mallet knock him on the head.
    2835Abbot Alas, what meanes this Monke to murther me?
    Dare lay my life heel kill me for my place.
    Monk Ile poyson him, and it shall neare be knowne,
    And then shall I be chiefest of my house.
    Abbot If I were dead, indeed he is the next,
    2840But ile away, for why the Monke is mad,
    And in his madnesse he will murther me.
    Monk My