Enter [King] Henry, [the] Emperor [of Germany], [the King of] Castile, [the Duke of Saxony], Eleanor, 1113Vandermast, Bungay, [and other lords and attendants]. Trust me, Plantagenet, these Oxford schools
8.21115Are richly seated near the river side,
8.31116The mountains full of fat and fallow deer,
8.41117The battling pastures laid with kine and flocks,
8.51118The town gorgeous with high-built colleges,
8.61119And scholars seemly in their grave attire,
8.71120Learnéd in searching principles of art.--
8.81121What is thy judgment, Jaques Vandermast?
That lordly are the buildings of the town,
8.101123Spacious the rooms and full of pleasant walks;
8.111124But for the doctors, how that they be learned,
8.121125It may be meanly for aught I can hear.
I tell thee, German, Hapsburg holds none such,
8.141127None read so deep as Oxenford contains.
8.151128There are within our academic state
8.161129Men that may lecture it in Germany
8.171130To all the doctors of your Belgic schools.
Stand to him, Bungay. Charm this Vandermast
8.191132And I will use thee as a royal king.
8.19.1[King Henry and the nobles sit.] Wherein darest thou dispute with me?
In what a doctor and a friar can.
Before rich Europe's worthies put thou forth
8.231136The doubtful question unto Vandermast.
Let it be this: whether the spirits of pyromancy
1138or geomancy be most predominant in magic.
I say of pyromancy.
And I of geomancy.
The cabbalists that write of magic spells,
8.281142As Hermes, Melchie, and Pythagorus,
8.291143Affirm that 'mongst the quadruplicity
8.301144Of elemental essence,
Terra is but thought
8.311145To be a
punctum square}d to the rest;
8.321146And that the compass of ascending elements
8.331147Exceed in bigness as they do in height,
8.341148Judging the concave circle of the sun
8.351149To hold the rest in his circumference.
8.361150If then, as Hermes says, the fire be greatest,
8.371151Purest, and only giveth shapes to spirits,
8.381152Then must these demons that haunt that place
8.391153Be every way superior to the rest.
I reason not of elemental shapes,
8.411155Nor tell I of the concave latitudes,
8.421156Noting their essence nor their quality,
8.431157But of the spirits that pyromancy calls,
8.441158And of the vigor of the geomantic fiends.
8.451159I tell thee, German, magic haunts the grounds,
8.461160And those strange necromantic spells
8.471161That work such shows and wondering in the world
8.481162Are acted by those geomantic spirits
8.491163That Hermes calleth
terrae filii. 8.501164The fiery spirits are but transparent shades
8.511165That lightly pass as heralds to bear news;
8.521166But earthly fiends, closed in the lowest deep,
8.531167Dissever mountains if they be but charged,
8.541168Being more gross and massy in their power.
Rather these earthly geomantic spirits
8.561170Are dull and like the place where they remain;
8.571171For when proud Lucifer fell from the heavens,
8.581172The spirits and angels that did sin with him
8.591173Retained their local essence as their faults,
8.601174All subject under Luna's continent.
8.611175They which offended less hung in the fire,
8.621176And second faults did rest within the air;
8.631177But Lucifer and his proud-hearted fiends
8.641178Were thrown into the center of the earth,
8.651179Having less understanding than the rest,
8.661180As having greater sin and lesser grace.
8.671181Therefore, such gross and earthly spirits do serve
8.681182For jugglers, witches, and vile sorcerers,
8.701184Are mighty, swift, and of far-reaching power.
8.711185But grant that geomancy hath most force;
8.721186Bungay, to please these mighty potentates,
8.731187Prove by some instance what thy art can do.
I will.
Now, English Harry, here begins the game;
8.761190We shall see sport between these learne}d men.
What wilt thou do?
Show thee the tree leaved with refine}d gold,
8.791193Whereon the fearful dragon held his seat
8.801194That watched the garden called Hesperides,
8.811195Subdued and won by conquering Hercules.
Well done.
8.82.11197Here Bungay conjures and the tree appears with 1198the dragon shooting fire. What say you, royal lordings, to my friar?
8.841200Hath he not done a point of cunning skill?
Each scholar in the necromantic spells
8.861202Can do as much as Bungay hath performed.
8.871203But as Alcmena's bastard razed this tree,
8.881204So will I raise him up as when he lived,
8.891205And cause him pull the dragon from his seat,
8.901206And tear the branches piecemeal from the root.--
8.911207Hercules,
prodi, prodi, Hercules!
Quis me vult?
Jove's bastard son, thou Lybian Hercules,
8.941211Pull off the sprigs from off the Hesperian tree,
8.951212As once thou did'st to win the golden fruit.
Fiat.
Now, Bungay, if thou canst by magic charm
8.981216The fiend appearing like great Hercules
8.991217From pulling down the branches of the tree,
8.1001218Then art thou worthy to be counted learned.
I cannot.
Cease, Hercules, until I give thee charge. [Hercules ceases.]
8.1031221[To King Henry] Mighty commander of this English isle,
8.1041222Henry, come from the stout Plantagenets,
8.1051223Bungay is learned enough to be a friar,
8.1061224But to compare with Jaques Vandermast
8.1071225Oxford and Cambridge must go seek their cells
8.1081226To find a man to match him in his art.
8.1091227I have given
non-plus to the Paduans,
8.1101228To them of Siena, Florence, and Bologna,
8.1111229Rheims, Louvain, and fair Rotterdam,
8.1131231And now must Henry, if he do me right,
8.1141232Crown me with laurel as they all have done.
All hail to this royal company
8.1161235That sit to hear and see this strange dispute!--
8.1171236Bungay, how stand'st thou as a man amazed?
8.1181237What, hath the German acted more than thou?
What art thou that questions thus?
Men call me Bacon.
Lordly thou lookest, as if that thou wert learned;
8.1221241Thy countenance, as if science held her seat
8.1231242Between the circled arches of thy brows.
Now, monarchs, hath the German found his match.
Bestir thee, Jaques, take not now the foil,
8.1261245Lest thou dost lose what foretime thou didst gain.
Bacon, wilt thou dispute?
No, unless he were more learned than Vandermast;
8.1291248For yet tell me, what hast thou done?
Raised Hercules to ruinate that tree
8.1311250That Bungay mounted by his magic spells.
Set Hercules to work.
Now, Hercules, I charge thee to thy task.
8.1341253Pull off the golden branches from the root.
I dare not. See'st thou not great Bacon here,
8.1361255Whose frown doth act more than thy magic can?
By all the thrones and dominations,
8.1381257Virtues, powers, and mighty hierarchies,
8.1391258I charge thee to obey to Vandermast.
Bacon, that bridles headstrong Belcephon
8.1411260And rules Astaroth, guider of the north,
8.1421261Binds me from yielding unto Vandermast.
How now, Vandermast, have you met with your match?
Never before wast known to Vandermast
8.1451264That men held devils in such obedient awe.
8.1461265Bacon doth more than art, or else I fail.
Why, Vandermast, art thou overcome?
8.1481267Bacon, dispute with him and try his skill.
I come not, monarchs, for to hold dispute
8.1501269With such a novice as is Vandermast.
8.1511270I come to have your royalties to dine
8.1521271With Friar Bacon here in Brazennose;
8.1531272And for this German troubles but the place,
8.1541273And holds this audience with a long suspense,
8.1551274I'll send him to his academy hence.--
8.1561275Thou, Hercules, whom Vandermast did raise,
8.1571276Transport the German unto Hapsburg straight,
8.1581277That he may learn by travail, 'gainst the spring,
8.1591278More secret dooms and aphorisms of art.
8.1601279Vanish the tree and thou away with him!
8.160.11280Exit the spirit with Vandermast and the tree. Why, Bacon, whither dost thou send him?
To Hapsburg. There your highness at return
8.1631283Shall find the German in his study safe.
Bacon, thou hast honored England with thy skill,
8.1651285And made fair Oxford famous by thine art;
8.1671287But tell me, shall we dine with thee today?
With me, my lord; and while I fit my cheer,
8.1691289See where Prince Edward comes to welcome you,
1290Gracious as the morning star of heaven.
Is this Prince Edward, Henry's royal son?
8.1711293How martial is the figure of his face!
Ned, where hast thou been?
At Framlingham, my lord, to try your bucks
8.1751297If they could scape the teisers or the toil.
8.1761298But hearing of these lordly potentates
8.1771299Landed and progressed up to Oxford town,
8.1781300I posted to give entertain to them--
8.1791301Chief to the Almain monarch; next to him,
8.1801302And joint with him, Castile and Saxony
8.1811303Are welcome as they may be to the English court.
8.1821304Thus for the men.-- But see, Venus appears,
8.1831305Or one that over-matcheth Venus in her shape.
8.1841306Sweet Eleanor, beauty's high swelling pride,
8.1851307Rich nature's glory and her wealth at once,
8.1861308Fair of all fairs, welcome to Albion;
8.1871309Welcome to me, and welcome to thine own,
8.1881310If that thou deign'st the welcome from myself.
Martial Plantagenet, Henry's high-minded son,
8.1901312The mark that Eleanor did count her aim,
8.1911313I liked thee 'fore I saw thee, now I love,
8.1931315Yet so as time shall never break that ‘so,'
[To King Henry] Fear not, my lord, this couple will agree,
8.1961318If love may creep into their wanton eyes;--
8.1971319And therefore, Edward, I accept thee here,
8.1981320Without suspense, as my adopted son.
Let me that joy in these consorting greets,
8.2001322And glory in these honors done to Ned,
8.2011323Yield thanks for all these favors to my son,
8.202.11325Enter Miles with a cloth and trenchers and salt. Salvete omnes reges, that govern your greges! In Saxony and Spain, in England and in Almain; for all this frolic
8.2051328rabble must I cover the table, with trenchers, salt, and cloth, and
What pleasant fellow is this?
'Tis, my lord, Doctor Bacon's poor scholar.
[Aside] My master hath made me sewer of these great lords, 1333and God knows I am as serviceable at a table as a sow is under 1334an apple tree. 'Tis no matter; their cheer shall not be great, and 1335therefore what skills where the salt stand, before or behind?[Exit Miles.] These scholars know more skill in axioms,
8.2111337How to use quips and sleights of sophistry,
8.2121338Than for to cover courtly for a king.
8.212.11339Enter Miles with a mess of pottage and broth, 1340and after him Bacon. 8.214[Nearly dropping the dishes]Spill, sir? Why, do you think I never carried
1342two-penny chop before in my life? By your leave,
nobile decus, for
8.2151343here comes Doctor Bacon's
pecus, being in his full age, to carry a
Lordings, admire not if your cheer be this,
8.2191347No riot where philosophy doth reign,
8.2201348And therefore, Henry, place these potentates,
8.2211349And bid them fall unto their frugal cates.
Presumptuous friar! What, scoff'st thou at a king?
8.2231351Why dost thou taunt us with thy peasants' fare,
8.2241352And give us cates fit for country swains?--
8.2251353Henry, proceeds this jest of thy consent?
8.2261354To twit us with a pittance of such price?
8.2271355Tell me, and Frederick will not grieve thee long.
By Henry's honor and the royal faith
8.2291357The English monarch beareth to his friend,
8.2301358I knew not of the friar's feeble fare,
8.2311359Nor am I pleased he entertains you thus.
Content thee, Frederick, for I showed these cates
8.2331361To let thee see how scholars use to feed,
8.2341362How little meat refines our English wits.--
8.2351363Miles, take away, and let it be thy dinner.
Marry, sir, I will. This day shall be a festival day with me,
1365For I shall exceed in the highest degree.
I tell thee, monarch, all the German peers
8.2381367Could not afford thy entertainment such,
8.2411370The basest waiter that attends thy cups
8.2421371Shall be in honors greater than thyself.
8.2431372And for thy cates rich Alexandria drugs,
8.2441373Fetched by carvels from Egypt's richest straits,
8.2451374Found in the wealthy strand of Africa,
8.2461375Shall royalize the table of my king.
8.2471376Wines richer than the Gyptian courtesan
8.2481377Quaffed to Augustus's kingly countermatch
8.2491378Shall be caroused in English Henry's feasts.
8.2501379Candy shall yield the richest of her canes;
8.2521381Send down the secrets of her spicery;
8.2531382The Afric dates, myrobalans of Spain,
8.2541383Conserves and suckets from Tiberias,
8.2551384Cates from Judea, choicer than the lamp
8.2561385That fired Rome with sparks of gluttony,
8.2571386Shall beautify the board for Frederick;
8.2581387And therefore grudge not at a friar's feast.
[Exeunt.]